I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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