so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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