Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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