Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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