your thong is hanging out like whoa
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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