Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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