the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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