We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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