but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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