I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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