there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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