Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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