And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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