I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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