What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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