and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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