D3 body, D1 cock
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just saw a hot homeless man
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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