So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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