Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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