Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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