just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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