didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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