Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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