Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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