that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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