he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
be right there i have to get my cape
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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