This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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