I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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