is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i think i just lost a toe
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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