Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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