Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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