He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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