Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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