She's JV to your varsity
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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