Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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