I haven't been this sober since birth.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I love you. Go after that dick
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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