11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
how can u be prego again
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
They have beer where we have blood.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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