Nicole vs. Life
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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