Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
that may or may not have been my penis.
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