I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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