I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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