Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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