No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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