dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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