Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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