i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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