He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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