is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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