with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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