one two three fourrrrnication!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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