Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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