Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can text with my tongue
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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