I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Are we still banned from the library?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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