By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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