I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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